Oh, this is just too good...

http://www.globalcoherence.com/Public/Products/index.cfm

Metatron Personal Harmonizer™ software

$89.00 Product #: MPHa0101

Embedded with a digital chip that holds the Metatron Technology™, a 10 ft bubble of coherence is created around its user, allowing more comfort in daily life as well as in challenging

Which reads to me: "For $89.00, you too can own a purple fucking phone card that we bought for $1.00 from a supply company in India!"

The only thing of value on this site is the proprietor's customer list...if someone is dumb enough to think a card can give you a "Bubble of Coherence", they are dumb enough to buy anything.

I mean, what businessperson would not KILL for sheeple customers like this (testimonial taken from the website):

"I was presented with one of your cards for my birthday. As soon as I was handed the card, I felt a brightness/lightness bloom up and out from within me via the card, dispelling very subtle energetic static from all around what I guess you could call my auric field. I put the card in my wallet and have felt its influence ever since. It's fabulous!

"Auric field"? "energetic static??" You have to love it when not only do your customers buy into your bullshit, but then they start adding nonsensical descriptions without any prompting whatever.

Dumbest. Thing. Ever.

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This fine blog will be a repository of stupid utterances, idiotic arguments, opinions provided as "evidence", and other vehicles meant to deceive us.

Also fair game are advertisements, which seem to fit most of the above criteria anyway.

So sit back and enjoy some sarcasm and cynical humor that will hopefully serve to entertain the reader during these "interesting" times.