| Metatron Personal Harmonizer™ software |
$89.00  Product #: MPHa0101 |
Which reads to me: "For $89.00, you too can own a purple fucking phone card that we bought for $1.00 from a supply company in India!"
The only thing of value on this site is the proprietor's customer list...if someone is dumb enough to think a card can give you a "Bubble of Coherence", they are dumb enough to buy anything.
I mean, what businessperson would not KILL for sheeple customers like this (testimonial taken from the website):
"I was presented with one of your cards for my birthday. As soon as I was handed the card, I felt a brightness/lightness bloom up and out from within me via the card, dispelling very subtle energetic static from all around what I guess you could call my auric field. I put the card in my wallet and have felt its influence ever since. It's fabulous!
"Auric field"? "energetic static??" You have to love it when not only do your customers buy into your bullshit, but then they start adding nonsensical descriptions without any prompting whatever.
Dumbest. Thing. Ever.
1 comment:
My brother wrote the following to the company:
I just wanted to stop by and congratulate you on what is, without a doubt, the most impressive pile of shit I have ever seen in a business venture. You should be a federal organization created to obfuscate the scientific process. Please also create software that will move Jupiter into a better alignment for me, automatically remove 20 lbs of "dangerous waste" from my colon, and put it in my penis.
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